What are you, a conspiracy theorist?
No, I’m not an anti-vaxxer.
No, I’m not a conspiracy theorist.
Sure you’re not….
If you find yourself saying or thinking the above (let’s be honest, you do) then there’s a problem, a big one. The problem is, the person you are speaking with has a massive narrative advantage and you’ve completely surrendered sanity territory without even a fight. and by the way, when I say “you”, I really mean me.
So, I started thinking about how annoying it is to feel the need to qualify vaccine related arguments with “I’m not an anti-vaxxer, I’m not a conspiracy theorist” Why am I qualifying anything? Think about it, the entire vaccine narrative is paid for by criminal habitual offenders ie big pharma. Nobody owes them anything much less a reason to question their proven in court (many times) criminal motives. But they’ve changed, now that they have ironically been given full immunity they are reformed.
No, I’m done with that shit, it’s time to go on offense. So how do we reverse it? Simple if you think about it. Just do what they do. These conspiracy theorist nutjobs really believe people have nothing better to do than to go on VAERS and report fake injuries. With all the turmoil going on today, people have nothing better to do than to commit an unneccesary and pathological crime which happens to be a felony by falsly reporting a vaccine injury to VAERS. Of course they provide no evidence for this because there is none but that’s what these whack jobs think is happening. Coo-coo.
These vaccine injury denying conspiracy theorists really believe that scientists and doctors fearful of adverse reactions and without any apparent conflict of interest or motive have banded together to make sure as many people as possible die unneccessarily from covid. No really, that’s what they think. What’s it based on? Hell if I know and if you ask them, they don’t know either. It just is, kind of like a god, only without any goodnes or purpose imagined or otherwise. Scientists and doctors who have spent their entire careers helping thousands, maybe millions of patients secretly want people to die apparently for no reason. Ok, sure thing.
And then there’s cheap generic covid therapeutics conspiracy theorists (same people really). There they go again. These ding dongs for some unknown reason have developed a conspiracy theory whereby scientists and doctors who stand to make zero money and have their names dragged through the mud by big pharma and their paid media lap dogs have evidently banded together to promote vaccine alternatives for the purpose of….the purpose of….ahh well the conspiracy theorists havent’ quite worked out the motive on this one either but they are 100% convinced there is a nefarious motive and not simply to help people. Let’s just go with it’s because they want people to die. All aboard, the crazy train is leaving the station.
And how can we forget the covid-19 origin conspiracy theory. So get this, these dumb asses (same conspiracy folks as above) have conconcted a theory where we’re supposed to believe that the virus that was supremely adapted to humans right out of the gate came from an exotic animal that has yet to be found even after testing more than 80,000 animals. We’re supposed to ignore the W.I.V. aka the bat coronavirus factory a mile down the road had lab workers sick with covid-19 symptoms back in November of 2019. We’re supposed to ignore the highly unusual furin site that was identified early as possibly being engineered. We’re supposed to ignore virologist Dr. Jonathan Latham and his explanation of serial passaging to explain the sars cov-2 virus origin. These conspiracy theorists would have us believe that a Chinese scientist whistleblower who had nothing to gain except exile, threats and the imprisonment of her mother accused the CCP of engineering the virus I guess because she had nothing better to do. We’re supposed to accept (as they do) China’s complete lack of transparency and unwillingness to cooperate in any investigations into the W.I.V. and swallow this obviously frail and cobbled together narrative about pangolins, marmots and bigfoot being the original sars cov-2 host. C’mon in, there’s plenty of room in the clown car.